Ger: “I need a Latina woman”.
Me: I will buy you one.
Ger: No, I am not not paying. Not a prostitute. Fortunately, I don’t need a prostitute yet.
Diego: “I’m not saying i don’t like frozen yogurt, I just don’t like what it stands for.”
Me: “Are you seriously hating on frozen yogurt?! It’s so happy!”
Diego: “It’s like eating chicken fat. Cultured people in Spain do not eat frozen yogurt.”
Ger: “Just call me when you have the girls and they are drunk and I will take care of them.”
Me: “Aww puppies!”
Ger: “I hate them. I will exterminate all of them.”
Me: “I like your red socks.”
Diego: “Ah yes, they are my rebellion.”
Me: “The heat in this apartment is SO hot!!! I basically have to take off all my clothes.”
Ger: “OUR PLAN IS WORKING.”
(playing “All I want for Christmas Is You”-Mariah Carey)
Ger: “Look at her! She is so ugly, she is next to a donkey!”
Me: German its a reindeer!
(not listening to me..)
Ger: “Which one is the donkey, right? Hahaha!”
Me: “This is a Korean band, Big Bang.”
Ger: “Those are the same persons!”
Me: “Definitely not.”
Ger: “It is!! Look at their teeth!”